Bobbie Dooley started the show with a very controversial opinion about the recent school shooting. Bobbie thinks that the "dorks" who shot up the students in school need to know that the bullying they endured is just the way things are. They should be honored that popular kids would even spend attention on them. The second hour started with Austin Amarca, who was letting out the secret that all Nascar fans really love to see crashes and deaths. "When Dale Earnheardt died I had the best sex ever with my wife, and saw the face of Jesus." Phil closed the second hour with a rant about Wall Street. RC Collins kicked off the final hour saying that Jordan could come back to play ball for another ten years and still be competitive with the current players. Phil ended the show with a rant about the Lakers, Jordan, basketball, hocket, and his family tree.

Austin Amarca kicked off the show as the "Ultimate Cowboys Fan." He thinks that the Cowboys are the greatest team ever and losing Aikman won't matter. They'll still be the greatest. The second hour featured RC Collins. RC thinks that video games and violent movies cause the kids to shoot other kids. "Parents need to take control of us because we are out of control." Steve Bosell and Harvey Wireman closed up the show witha  '70s party. They played Twister. Dale Montez pinned Steve down and farted in his face, and he's since been unable to sleep with his wife.