In the first hour, an idea courtesy of listener Glen has Brad Rivkind defending Bruce Redmond, 'Survivor' producer, from the possibility he''ll be charged with murdering his wife in Cancun, Mexico. Brad says producing a reality show where punks and nobody's go on to stardom while you sit behind a camera eating craft services food creates Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Mr. Redmond might have thought he was in a 'Survivor' competition, answering the door for room service, when his wife got there first. The next thng you know, says Brad "he's twisting her head all the way around like he's unscrewing the cap on a bottle of wine." The next hour was another hour of Phil telling Baby-Boomers what a pack of losers they are. This time out it's how bad they are as adoptive parents as he reads of an American woman sending her adopted Russian son back to where he came from....In hour three, also courtesy of Glen, Doug Dannger, Gay Man and Gay Journalist, explains that Charlie Sheen's violence toward women is most likely because he's in the closet. Doug knows. He says before he came out he lived with a variety of women and beat all of them up until one day "I was on my way to see a girl I'd put in the hospital and magically realized, right then and there, I was queer. I turned around and went back to my apartment and wrote a great column for the next days edition."

Our show began with a discussion of abusive bill collectors, many of whom threaten people with violence or humliate them with name -calling. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxilliary Police  does some "enforcement collection" as he calls it. He says he doesn't engage in that kind of behavior. He simply tells people that if they don't pay the bill their future 'has suddenly turned black." One woman who owed money on some Kevin Costner videos that went to collection was told by Jay that "no matter how many Costner videos you rent you'll never bag him." Phil announced the "glorious news" that Jesse James as a kid pretended to be the Angel of Death from Auschwitz, Dr. Josef Mengele. Whoopee! Then Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, came on to talk about the passing of actor Gary Coleman...for awhile. Doug said that what he really wanted to talk about was his column about Coleman called "The Happy Freak" and how no one commented on it good or bad and that means they were "blown away" by it. He also dropped a meaningless statistic about Zelda Rubinstien. (??)

Tonight on the show Bobbie and Steve Dooley join Phil to encourage support for the new Muslim mosque at Ground Zero in New York. Yes, Ms. Dooley did write a letter to a Muslim groups attorney discouraging them from opening a similar mosque near Western Estates. But that was only because she feared boys from her sons class would deface it with drawings of swastikas and penises, like they did to a Catholic church last year. Boys will be boys. Later, it's Doug Dannger on eliminating the word "marriage" and replacing it with "civil union." Yes, says Doug, it took gay people to bring clarity to this debate. It's about a strictly legal business arrangement and "civil union" describes it much better than "marriage." The word 'marriage" only gets peoples hopes up and then they wind up killing each other and leaving body parts in suitcases spread all over town

Tonight, Doug Dannger from the Orange County Courier reported to Phil that "according to my sources, Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies, has been so disgusted with the whole 10 year experience, he exposed himself to the crowd at last nights premiere of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" As Doug told it using a badly edited piece of tape, Radcliffe told the crowd he was sick of them, said "shake hands with this," exposed himself and went into the theater. Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist, joined Phil in his second hour to talk about humans and their relationship with dogs. Margaret is a big "Dog Whisperer" fan and told Phil's audience the Dog Whisperer says that letting a dog walk in front means you are allowing the dog to think it's the pack leader and you're "degrading the human race almost back to the jungle. For many of your callers Phil, the 'Dog Whisperer' is Michael Vick. Have a very pleasant and restful morning" Click.

Doug Dannger, entertainment writer for the Orange County Courier and a self-described 'gay man and gay journalist" took himself and his 8 year old niece to see the new "Yogi Bear 3D" movie. Doug says its the worst movie he's ever seen and said he told his niece he would "rather she had never been born" than for her to see that movie. He took her 3-D glasses and threw them in the garbage. He was so bent out of shape that when he took her to a Baskin Robbins to get ice cream he announced "I'm a gay man and a gay journalist and I want two scoops of chocolate ice cream for the kid in a paper cup.....NOW!" Dr. Ron Tarner is filling in at the Cloverdale High School as a substitute teacher again. This week a student approached him with a Christmas gift, a brand new Ipad. With it came a note. "I hope you get great satisfaction from this as I hope to benefit from our relationship as well." The inference was that she expected a good grade. And she got it, an A. Dr. Tarner: "How do you flunk someone who gives you an Ipad? There's an app that reads streets sign and translates them. I'm going to Mexico this month. It's perfect!"

Doug Dannger, gay Man and Gay Journalist, talked to Phil about his new group 2nd Amendment Re-Think, a "confederation of writers and oth3r citizens who think we needf to holster our weapons and take a step back because it's getting kind of hairy." Doug thinks a better idea is to pay cops more money so that the next time it's choice between "some nachos and cheese at 7-11 and rolling to the scene of a bald-guy shooting the place up" they'll choose the latter. Next up Justin Macelroy, high school junior, advocated conceal and carry for high school students because he said they are the ones most at risk. Justin recounted the story of a "big kid" who had been dropped from the football team that he and his friends gave a hard time to. Somehow Justin thinks that kid bullied him so he pulled a Glock from his book bag and held it under the kids chin. Justin feels this is the best way to deal with school bullies and "adults that wanna touch us."

In our first hour we had Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, explaing to Phil and his listeners that Lindsay Lohan, while in trouble constantly, does qualify for special treatment because "as an actor she entertains us and does public service things and charity things and obviously someone thinks she is worth a lot of money because look at the security she had at the courthouse." When asked who was more valuable to society, a woman that checks out groceries or Lindsay Lohan, Doug said Lohan because what she pays in taxes dwarfs what the check-out lady pays. Next we had educator Don Micksa defending a Texas school district making Arabic studies mandatory for its students without first consulting the parents.  Parents should be consulted, said Don. But only after a couple of months so that the school can get the program up and running and "rooted." The parents will eventually storm the classrooms "like in Romper Stomper" turning over garbage cans and knocking down blackboards so the teachers have to be ready.

Robert Green of Frazier Foods hit a disabled child wearing a Superman costume one day while driving a brand new Humvee and rolling through a red light. The child "trying to lift off like Superman ran into my truck. Naturally, I took off but then a quarter of a mile later turned around and came back." Bob is suing the family saying putting a Superman a cape on a child with autism is "like strapping lead boots on him and saying 'go swim the English channel.'" Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, told Phil and his audience he is opposed to gay marriage because "gays will be so good at it that it will piss off straight people and a civil war between gays and straights will break out." Doug says that as straights lose the war "they'll retreat further and further up the canyon to the reserve meth lab with fewer and fewer teeth."

Tonight Doug Dannger proposed that, now that he has passed on, Peter Falk become a new and powerful symbol of the gay fight for equal rights. Sure Mr. Falk was straight and married. It wouldn't matter. "We would repurpose his life to be that of an out queer with a lover left destitute because there's no community property." Doug also thought Clarence Clemmons would make a good symbol of Gay Pride as well. Next up was Chris Norton with a new website called M&M ILF's...Murdering Mom's I'd Like To F*#k. Chris obviously would kick the site off with Casey Anthony.  But he also reserved a spot for Lizzy Borden. "Lizzy Borden took an ass' and gave her father forty wass'. Thas' was the rhyme. She basically buried an ass' in her dad's face," said the allergy stricken Chris.

Tonight it was Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist, advocating "gay bunkers" in the event of social collapse and chaos. In these, gay men and lesbians would live to insure their survival. What about progeny (children)? Doug said that the gay men would have to "explain to the lesbians where their duty lie." Vernon Dozier, while leading a summer school class in stretching exercises, saw one of his testicles fall out of his "short." (Since they are a "pair of shorts" then one leg of them would be a "short") One of the giorls in class saw this and told her parents. Now Vernon is forced to correct the situation. One solution was a series of alarms: a dive alarm, a gong and a horn playing wa-wa-wa.